I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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