whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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