I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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