What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
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