all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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