did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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