quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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