This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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