i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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