brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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