The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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