Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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