Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
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naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
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Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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