Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
Terrible idea I love it
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