you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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Oh, fuck yeah. I swear I came with every bite. Not even joking. Messiest meal ever.
Wow, thanks for ruining pizza for me. I didn't think it was possible.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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