Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
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Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Hey don't blame me, picking what flavor of condom to put on my dick is a very difficult selection process
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
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