try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
My ass is underappreciated
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
Randomize
