yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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