Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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