never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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