I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
That accounts for only three of the penises
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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