they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
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Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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