How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
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My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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