ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
my liver is dry heaving
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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