Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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