I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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