oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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