Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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