My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
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Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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