You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
babies were throwing up all over the place
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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