The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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