scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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