Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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