would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
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Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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