After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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