youre lurking in front of me
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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