Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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