can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I understand Curling. That high.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
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