My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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