I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
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I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
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