I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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