they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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