So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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