1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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