plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I just googled if crying burns calories
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Randomize
