Soap is not a condiment
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
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I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
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