Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
Woke up with an entire pizza face down in my bed beside me... untouched. Never beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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