Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
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