CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
