The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
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