is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
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So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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