U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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