I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
Two words: nipple clamps
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